What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

HELLO

After a few moments he returns.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

While emptying a house, have you ever seen something in it that blew your mind?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Sure no problem officer.

What are some photos of masturbation?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

{RING} {RING}

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Is Florida now unsurvivable because it's an oven due to climate change? It's 11:48 am on May 30th and the heat index in SoFla is 100. I can see it going up to over 130 by July.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Do you like wearing short skirts?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Why can't they repair the damage caused by Elon Musk renaming Twitter to X?

Yes sir it is.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?